Login problems:

 
Why can`t I log in ?
Eeh, because you don`t have an account.

Can I request an account for the login ?
No.

Why will you not give me an account ?
Because you ask so many questions.

But you typed those questions ?
Exactly! We don`t like that kind of people here.

Uhm, do you have an accout ?
Yes.

But you don`t allow people like you to have an account ?
Correct.

What kind of circular argument is that ?!
You see what I mean ?

Hmpf! You are supposed to give answers here.
And aren`t you supposed to ask ?

This is stupid...
Takes one to know one...

What do you mean by that ?
That you still don`t have an account.

Do you do this for a living ?
I breathe air for a living.

I mean, asking yourself all these retorical questions ?
No, only when I meet stuck up people like you.

But I am you !
Then you wouldn`t have to ask for an account then, would ya ! n00b

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